#this is all jokes btw

[sarcasticmothdraws]

As long as I'm in this fandom this meme will never escape me

[alopecoiddaydream]

"is there anything I can do for you?" 0/10. boring. unoriginal. idk ive been repressing my needs for years "ill kill your parents for you" 10/10. new! refreshing! yes, I would quite enjoy that!

[virgoidolland]

Okay Alois Trancy and Claude from Black Butler what you doing in PriPara?

[mushyroomyducks]

tbh the thing the eggs ran from (which is apparently more scary than the feds and the codes) is probably bbh. Bro has literally kidnapped someone and is torturing them. Dude sank atlantis, possibly started the black death, was there for the salem witch trials and found them FUN, and possibly ended an ice age. They saw the bbh super mega unhinged arc coming from a mile away and ran lmao.

[inky-0bsidian]

transphobic curtis be like: you will never be a ghoul

transphobic curtis be like: there are only 2 monsters

transphobic curtis be like: ur not trans it’s just the demonic voices in your head

[wewillbewormandwife]

Just gotta find the right "🌱24/any pronouns/neurospicy 👻/BLM ✊/FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸" and tell them

"This is God.

Buy a gun."

[jofiah]

*someone drowning* Splatoon fans: yo this music is fire 🔥

[vicontheinternet]

I feel like this gen hasn’t been introduced to trauma the right way. They don’t have a bridge to terabithia/my girl and I find that really sad

[julianalvarez9]

Mary apparently wants to leave Man United her contract expires this season so idk if she wants to join Arsenal

man united loosing all their players to arsenal would be so funny

[sarah-dipitous]

i WAS gonna stay out of the dabi vs gojo drama, but i just found out the dragon at disneyland erupted in flames (and not in the way it’s supposed to) last night and my first thought was “gojo could never inspire THIS”

[jeireilostt]

I saw a voice over tiktok of this scene!! So I decided to do one myself.

(the original idea is from @doodlepiss / holy crap that’s a funny name)

I will warn you a lot of f-bombs are in here in case you don’t want to hear that. Also I do say the word Queer in case nobody want to hear that.

[streamdotpng]

someone jail the 🦎. put that scaly threat into a glass jar and release them into the woods. this is a civilized blog, and they might spread diseases /j

the disease of wearing gloved socks ;-;;

thats just

its so cursed

what next, someone wears booted crocs!?? omygod...

[seenthatcolorblue]

Taylor when you ask her why she decided not to include 1-2 songs from the debut era

[twcfaces]

@whxlmedwing

Listen 22 of either of those things seems a bit much for this particular man.

He's apparently left a longer string of broken hearts than Bruce Wayne.

:( 💔 🪙

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.